Apr 01

itzjustgamin:

OH. MY. GOD.

MY TEAM: LOSE ALL LANES WITHIN 5 MINUTES.

I counter jungle Ali’s red first cuz he camped bot. I clean up TF in mid. I counter jungle blue, we catch people in jungle easy dragon. Keep dragon timer, catch more people, keep their blue.

I had most CS in first 10 minutes. I had like 100 farm when Graves and Ahri only had like 80. Wat.

Morde was full derping, getting ganked by Alistar sooo many times, and Graves got first blooded so easy by Ali omg. I just hit 6 super fast since I had all the jungle to myself and I went like 4-0-4 for the first 30 minutes because I was just at the right place at right times omg.

Sona was FULL DERP, getting caught, barely had wards, NEVER HAD ORACLE wtf. SO lucky Morde got oracle, but he was killing pointless wards when he didn’t even clear baron wards first wtf.

Graves was being all cocky and shit with his “Omg my calls are awesome.” Holy FUCK DUDE, I KEPT EVERYONE IN THE GAME.

Ahri got a triple kill somewhere in the middle of everything and she’s just so strong.

BUT HOLY FUCK THEY DERP SO HARD. Get baited into fighting Swain with blue 1v2. Both died. Omg. Morde kept getting caught by gold card + root, so did Sona.

If I didn’t keep Alistar behind, and keep blue off of TF we would of lost this game soooo fucking bad.

SO GLAD I PRACTICED JUNGLING FOR TEAMS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON……but those teams never happened….CUZ HOLY FUCK THIS WAS AN EASY LOSE.

Graves blame me for throwing game. I had 3 people chasing me and they were standing around not doing baron. Wat. TF even used his port to catch me and they still stand around like pussies. Real.

PRO TIP: KILL BASE, THEN KILL BARON. IF THEY HAVE INHIB DOWN, THEY PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO DEFEND. (All situational of course, but pretty much how it goes)